Show me where I’m wrong

You seem troubled. If you’re ever in Amsterdam, let me know and I’ll buy you a beer and you can tell me about what’s bothering you.

Would he have someone bite off his head?

Bruh, I had a colleague who transitioned FTM and he would talk about this all the time. Constantly being told the most basic shit over and over really fucked with the guy before he transitioned, he said not having to deal with it felt like a breath of fresh air.

You should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.

I guess it’s a cultural thing, over here you’d instantly get labeled a social outcast or a gangster.

You’d become unstoppable if you started walking while slav squatting.

I’d say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.

Woman = weird online man and nerd

I’d only care if she was played by Pedro Pascal.