BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 10 days agoIf you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square281fedilinkarrow-up11.04Karrow-down147
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minus-squareturtlesareneat@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 days agoIt really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you. I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-28 days agoI need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad’s lol). Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she’s flirting with a married man.* Her: “But aren’t you married?” Me: “No why?” Her: *Points to ring* Me: “Oh this? I just think it’s neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit.”
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoYou should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
minus-squareChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoOk so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you.
I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
I need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad’s lol).
Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she’s flirting with a married man.*
Her: “But aren’t you married?”
Me: “No why?”
Her: *Points to ring*
Me: “Oh this? I just think it’s neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit.”
You should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor