I use this one myself, but only as a statement of a fact that i cant change, not to just dismiss thing us dint want to deal with.

For example: a co-worker complaining about something going wrong on a project and at some point i have to say ‘it is what it is’ (or something of similar effect) and say that as much as that sucks, its out of our control and we need to deal with finding a solution because bitching aint gunna make the problem un-fuck itself.

I remember seeing the grass textures in the first Halo game and being blwom away by the texture, guess thats the closest i will feel to what you describe. (I have 20/20 vision)

One big finger

A thumb?

Someone buying from that machine that regularly either has no money problems or doesnt realise how much cheaper it would be to buy them from a grocery store, and even better in bulk.

Oh please do printer interface.