Jeff Bezos never smashed the window on my car to steal my speakers,

True.

he doesnt come out vandalising public transport or parks and he isnt the reason my wife doesnt feel safe walking around at night.

If we could even comprehend the scale of his unpaid taxes, or their impact on our parks, we might discuss this at length…

The surprisingly deep copy of Balatro in “Dave the Diver” is pretty good.

Did I miss something, or is a 12 year old in France now in (indefinite?) police custody for being curious online?

Thanks for the heads up. I’ll be buying one at the first opportunity.

My other action figures are going to have to stand in the shadow of the glory of “it’s just Jack Black, I guess”.

(No sarcasm. I’m really going to buy this. I love the idea of Jack Black just playing “Jack Black”.)