Good list. No churro dog. No chili dog. My hot dog guy has this thing with sweet red cabbage slaw, bacon crumbles, sweet red hot dog sauce (not ketchup don’t get me started) grated cheese, and his buns are grilled in thus great garlic butter he makes. He calls it his Texas dog because he’s from Austin, and once a week he has a brisket dog that’s respectable. Fuck I hope he’s still open when I need dinner
No Costco dog, list is shit
The Norwegian one is a little simplistic. The wrap is a flat potato bread (lompe) and you always get the choice of a hotdog bun or a lompe. The sausage itself is either a plain sausage, one impregnated with cheese, one impregnated with cheese and wrapped in bacon, or one made of hamburger meat. There are then optional extras like pickle, onion, crispy fried onion etc and of course ketchup and or mustard.
These are available at pretty much every kiosk/news agent/gas station. The choices are pretty much always the same. Personally I go for a bacon and cheese sausage on a wholemeal bun with fried onions and mustard.
I must protest the no beans
The Australian hotdog:
Here representing the kiwis. I was looking for this one on the chart.
I grew up poor too
I didn’t know we were Australian
bunnings sausage sizzle is literally the Australian staple food
If you call this a hotdog you’re going to get stabbed
Propper Aussie sausage is better than a “hotdog”.
I moved to Australia in my 30s. These still don’t completely sit right with me.
That’s a Bunnings hotdog, now come stab me!
Guatemala: remove the bacon wrap, remove lettuce, add ketchup. Like, you can get it with bacon and without ketchup but you have to request both those things extra. Lettuce is just weird.
There’s a few weird things on this list. For example, someone really loves their mayonnaise.
Oh but we definitely put mayo on our hot dogs here.
Oh I’m sure some people do. But it seems very prevalent in this chart for a condiment that seems a lot less prevalent in real life.
I don’t think Americans understand how much most of the world likes mayo.
Why the fuck is Iceland not on here? Hotdogs are literally the maid food group there
I eat beans on dogs
Preach
Saw this posted a while back and people all over the world came together to point out how wrong it is
Somehow the hot dog taco/burrito got assigned to Norway?
Haha was about to say the same thing, this image never fails to evoke anger wherever it goes.
taco, buffalo, birddog and Jesus
The hot dogs I’ve been eating all my life didn’t even make the list…
As a German: nobody I know would call that a hotdog. If we talk about hotdog it is the one pictured for Denmark
Or just plain Bratwurst im Brötchen. With ketchup and mustard typically applied by the customer, usually using these disgusting squeezy-bottle-thingies
“how USians think Europe looks like”
Asians?
USians. People from USA.
No? They are Muricans.
The Amsterdam dog really isn’t anything dutch or traditional. It’s just cheap pre baked nasty stuff that only tourists eat because they’re not returning customers and thus won’t complain about shitty food
We honestly don’t really have our own hotdog style. A specific raw beef with pickles on a white bread roll tho (broodje ossenworst met kesbeke), that’s the good stuff
A candidate for genuinely Dutch hot dog-like food are maybe broodjes rookworst:
Or maybe even worstenbroodjes, now that I think of it…
What do they sell during Honkbal Hoofdklasse?
It looks like it was specifically designed to be sold to traveling Americans. My brother would probably get two before trying one.
CHORIPAN IS NOT A HOTDOG
