she saw children eating rats and rats eating children.
It was a circle of rats eating children eating rats.
I say dumb shit.
Mastodon @dumbass@chinwag.org
she saw children eating rats and rats eating children.
It was a circle of rats eating children eating rats.
Where there’s bugs, there’s hugs!
I would love to be wrong, but history tells me I won’t be.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhh, that was a good one.
James: Oi Ash ya cunt, give us ya fuckin pikachu or we’ll smash ya fuckin head in mate!
I used to be a gardener for a group that looked after the elderly in their own homes, half the the time I wouldn’t have to do any gardening, just hang out with these cool old people having a cuppa and listening to their stories.
R.I.P
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
You was a real one.
Fuckin enshitification at it again!
What, do you want people to like him or something.
They’re not wrong tho.
unless the dog was convicted in a court of law by a jury of its peers
Give me that movie now, please!
Genocides never been an issue with IBM.
Mint is pretty dumbass proof.
I’m detrimentally distracted.
Only if they’re wearing jeans, otherwise they’re nsfw.
Imagine driving to the doctors, you have a killer headache so the radio is muted, you drive past a set of shops near a red light.
“COME OVER TOCRAZY MIKES INSANE CRAPAGANZAAAAAAAA” *obnoxiously loud music plays behind the screaming mans words*
should have recommended Linux to them.