🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 天前Anon experiences German humorsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square120fedilinkarrow-up1756arrow-down17
arrow-up1749arrow-down1imageAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 天前message-square120fedilink
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up28·17 天前An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
minus-squareoptional@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·17 天前A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
minus-squareThelie@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up16·16 天前Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·16 天前A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink. “Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 天前Two drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
minus-squareshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-215 天前An ion walks into a bar. “Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive!”
minus-squareQueen HawlSera@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 天前Okay that’s actually really funny
An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.
“Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
Two drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
An ion walks into a bar.
“Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”
Okay that’s actually really funny