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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 个月前

Cheese rule

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Cheese rule

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 个月前
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  • TommySoda@lemmy.world
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    I’d eat the fuck out of that pizza and I am lactose intolerant.

    • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      For all intensive purposes excuse me while I kiss this guy.

    • N.E.P.T.R@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      How insensitive! Lactose are people too.

    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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      I’m lactose too and my wife would chancla the shit outta me then make me sleep outside for a week. Might be worth it though, looks tasty.

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        I’m lactose too

        Watch out for @TommySoda@lemmy.world then. They won’t tolerate you.

    • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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      I’ve witnessed this self defeating behavior in a number of LI sufferers.

      I’m beginning to believe they enjoy the gastrointestinal distress as much as they enjoy eating cheese.

    • tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Least cheese-loving lactose intolerant human

  • GluWu@lemm.ee
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    My ancestors shit themselves for millennia so I could consume the amount of dairy I do today. It would be a disgrace not to each so much cheese.

  • cardboardchris@lemmy.world
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    Bone apple tea!

    • WereCat@lemmy.world
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      6 个月前

      Bone ape tit

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    Does Lemmy have a bone Apple Tea group? We need one if not.

  • FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Isn’t cheese not usually very high in lactose.

    To be fair when I say the word cheese I have no idea if it’s equivalent to whatever the fuck american fast food places call cheese.

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      Every pizza chain in the US uses low moisture reduced fat mozzarella or a similar mozzarella romano blend of cheese shreds. I’ve worked at all of the major chains, and a few of the minor ones.

      • FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Hmm well the Mozarella they sell here in Switzerland is extremely low lactose, but again I do not know if this is equivalent to what is called mozarella in the US.

        I remember seeing cheese called “Gruyere” in the US which would be literally banned for false advertising in europe because it has nothing to do with actual gruyere.

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          Well I never worked at any of the commissaries, so I don’t know how it is made. The raw product tastes like real cheese, but I suppose with enough food chemistry you could fake that.

      • parody@lemmings.world
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        Damn you fucking love pizza or what bro

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          When I was in college it was good money, and they were willing to work around the fact that I had limited availability

          • parody@lemmings.world
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            Oh nice :)

    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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      Fresh cheese is high in lactose. Aged cheese is not.

      Depends on the type of cheese and if they they have any unusual processing involved.

  • Nexy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I like my cheese with a bit of pizza

  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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    lack toes in toddler ants

    Lactose intolerance.

    I had to read that fragment of a sentence way too many times to make the slightest sense of it.

    • Omega@discuss.online
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      I swear why do people try spelling it like that???

      As in, using real words to pronounce another word as if it was Japan with kanji

      • melooone@feddit.org
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        I see it so often with so many different words, I kinda got used to it.

        • Bone apple tea -> Bon Appétit
        • Hippocrip -> Hypocrite
        • Bone Jaw -> Bonjour
        • Sauce -> Source
        • Hippocrip -> Hypocrite
        • Artistic -> Autistic
        • Parmesan -> Parma jawn
        • Pasghetti -> Spaghetti
      • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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        I don’t know! I honestly do not know!

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    Is Domino even using real cheese?
    I tried their “pizza” once and it was barely stomachable
    Maybe it’s better in the USA than in Europe, but I can’t imagine why this is a successful chain.
    It’s not even cheap…

    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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      IMO in the US it’s the best of the national chains. But I know it’s pretty different overseas.

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        Nah, Papa John >

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          It’s okay to be wrong

        • A7thStone@lemmy.world
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          Would you like some sauce with your sugar?

    • nelly_man@lemmy.world
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      They used to be awful, and in 2009, they ran an ad campaign explaining as much and informing you that they’ve changed.

      My understanding is that they are much better now, but I’ve not eaten there since then, so I’m not sure. Either way, maybe Domino’s Europe is only loosely affiliated and still uses the old shit.

      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        Thx, Google trynna track you & us with that URL

        https:// youtu.be/AH5R56jILag~~?si=cNlxor0E10qphl8P~~

        ->

        https://youtu.be/AH5R56jILag

    • klemptor@startrek.website
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      Dominos is disgusting. It’s basically the McDonald’s of pizza. Honestly, I avoid all pizza chains and get wood-fired pizza at a local wine bar. Ooh and I just bought a pizza stone, gonna learn to make them myself!

      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        Careful. Next comes the pizza oven. After that, never enjoying pizza out again.

        (as a friend would have me believe at least)

      • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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        You don’t even need a pizza stone, I use a granite tile I got at the home improvement store

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          in my experience just a regular metal oven pan is enough, like yeah it won’t look exactly like a wood fired pizza but i for one don’t generally fucking look at the bottom of the pizza as i am too busy eating it

          • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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            A pizza stone gives you a super crisp bottom crust while leaving the middle chewy

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              ah, i think our pizza is too thin for that. The bottom is like… 5mm thick maybe? Not much there that can be chewy and that role is filled by the toppings anyways.

              are you talking about like, deep dish pizza or whatever?

              • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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                Regular hand tossed or hand spread, not thin crust

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        i will never understand this pizza elitism, even a fucking frozen pan pizza (which is the sloppiest of slop) is not actually bad…

    • Communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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      I had dominos in india and the US, and let me tell you, it’s way better in the US.

    • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works
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      Reminder that Domino retracted from Italy

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      Around me, Domino’s is good enough emergency pizza, and cheap enough if you use one of their coupon deals and pick it up yourself.

      On a scale of 0 being a cockroach pit and 10 being a mom and pop shop in Chicago, they’re about a 5.5. It would be better if they cut down on the salt.

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    Something makes me want to step in it.

    • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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      Wats ur Onlyfans?

      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        One sec let me register

  • Chris Lowles@lemm.ee
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    Someone call Jack we got some material for a new YGS, also holy shit that’s a lot of cheese.

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      YGS

      yokel game store

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    You’ll be having cheese dreams tonight.

    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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      I like to have a bit of cheese and put random YouTube videos on through my headphones as I sleep.

      The resulting dreams are fucking trippy.

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    Is this cheese with pizza?

  • swab148@lemm.ee
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    Double it again

    • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee
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      Double it and give it to the next person

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    deleted by creator

  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    cheesezzawich???

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