Get the EU to invade and help us out?

Here you are. One unsolicited Dick Pic.

Have you tried Portal? I ask because it’s half life but worse, for you, it sounds like.

You might like Dyson Sphere Program, and Vintage Story, given the list you named. They’re both early access and cheap.

Tried Minecraft multiple times. Can’t stand the game. Weird part is that I absolutely love both Terraria and Vintage Story.

I found a huge surface vein of olivine in a peridotite cliff face earlier while searching for bauxite, only to realize that I was about 50 blocks to the east of the Resonance Archives entrance, which my world put in a damn near inaccessible valley between K2 and Everest.

If I can find some bauxite I have a ton of iron to make some steel and between that and my huge harvest of flax and honey, I will have honey sulfur poltices, and the eidolon should be a cakewalk.

You’d enjoy Vintage Story. It started as the Vintage Craft mod, but it got too big for MC. Still in early access, but already a great game, with a built in modding API

Look around for some andesite, granite, or flint, and copper. Use those to make tools. Instantly get promoted to the top of the human monkey group because I “know magic” of fire and stone. I’m an apprentice smith.

Probably spend the rest of my life making one of those Roman 12 sided smithing test things that historians can’t figure out what it is.

You’d have fun with Vintage Story.

Many of those loser generals were self aware enough to specifically state that no statues or memorials of them should ever be made. Then Wilson came along…

Seems to have socks on its antenna as well

Since he’s a left winger? Yes. Four centerists were shot last week in Minnesota for the crime of having a “D” next to their names.

Thankfully NYC has some seriously strict gun laws, but that won’t stop the extremely motivated right wingers from murdering whomever they want.

Since he’s targeting one of the best funded gangs organized crime institutions in the country, they are the most likely suspects to murder him.

That’s bee puke.

I now need a LOTR remake with Sam voiced by Kronk.

That’s the first color scheme that makes that abomination look even remotely appealing to me. I don’t even like the black one that drives around town, and black is normally the color I paint all my cars, both IRL and digitally.

You saw the animated version of Disney’s Aladdin as a kid?

This would have been back in 2008-2009. We didn’t communicate solely in memes back then.

He is primarily responsible for the birth certificate scandal where he claimed that Obama was Kenyan

I pay for a year at once, so I only pay $15 per month for unlimited talk/text and 5 GB of mobile data. Mint is the carrier I use

Parkway and driveway got mixed up for some reason

Nah, I played both 2.0 and 2.5. Gygax was just a math and numbers geek who tried to gatekeep with over complication.

4.0 is NOT D&D. 1.0 barely qualifies as D&D.

2.0, 2.5, 3.0, 3.5, and 5.0 all have their upsides and downsides.

Can’t cast Wish @ level 9. Gotta be at least level 17. Git good newb