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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2年前

Put the fish down.

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Put the fish down.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2年前
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    quickly jots down notes, “go fishing… catch fish… show to barbie.” got it, now what? I’m recently single after a long marriage, HOW DO I ATRACT WOMEN?11!?!

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      You have women friends? Have them make your dating profile if you want to date online. Seriously. They’ll make you sound awesome while telling the truth. Chances are at least one of them is good at taking pictures.

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        Thanks. The comment was for comedic effect, but when I’m ready to date I’ll use this advice.

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      HOW DO I ATRACT WOMEN?11!?!

      Excessive amounts of Axe or Old Spice. Those ads would never lie about their efficiency!

      • Stupidmanager@lemmy.world
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        This is the helpful advice I was looking for! Heh

        20 years later…. Why am I still single?!?1 I followed expert advice from Lenny!!!

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Talk to them. Just put a picture of yourself smiling nicely on your dating app and listen. Be a good dude.

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        You effectively can’t just talk to women on dating sites. Thanks to how matching works, you have to successfully sell yourself with pictures to get your profile read, and successfully sell yourself with words in the profile before you can actually talk with anyone.

        Back before matching was a thing, it wasn’t much better. You could talk but you’d usually be ignored because the woman’s inbox would be filled with too much crap for her to go through it all.

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          To be honest I’ve never used a dating site, I’m too old.

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            Lucky you.

      • Baron Von J@lemmy.world
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        Just put a picture of yourself smiling nicely on your dating app

        About that … https://healthland.time.com/2011/05/27/advice-for-online-daters-if-youre-a-guy-dont-smile/

        • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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          I can say that would turn me off.

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            Yeah, it’s a broad generalization, and the article is 12 years old so trends may have changed since then.

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              Maybe because I’m almost 50 and tired, but I just want someone who is nice to me.

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                I gave up after my second divorce, I hope you have better luck. Beware, most seem to be looking for free everything with no work for them.

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