‘Bessie’ is a preposterous name for a chicken.
Yeah, I always thought Bessie was a cows name lol
Who says cows can’t lay eggs?
And don’t say “literally everyone”, that’s a cop out answer
Actually I would say literally no one. I don’t think it’s ever come up before just now. Just so you’re aware though, those things the cows are “laying” out in the pasture are definitely not eggs
Well well well. Check mate, atheists!
Pretty sure Abraham Lincoln said that
That’s why he got shot
Fr. I took a double take when I read the meme. What kind of cow lays eggs?? Oh, wait… Who the heck names a chicken Bessie?
Everyone knows the proper name for a hen is Henny Penny.
…wizard, time traveller, man who lives inside a clock made of chickens
Be me: has chickens
Also me: is a surburbanite
#restingchookface
Is it weird to say that your chicken looks straight gangsta? Like I’d invite that chicken to my smoke circle
Not at all, she seriously is. She will steal your lit cigarette or joint and run off with it. Look at this chook, she’ll cut a bitch.
It was 42°C out so I had them inside to cool off.
Edit: Also, that is my smoke circle in the first pic haha
Love it! You seem like good people, take a cool person puff for me today ✌️👍
Awwh! Thank you for saying so ✌️
I think birds are just kind of smug and self assured in general.
We evolved anxiety and they evolved flight. I’d be smug too.
Same. Four hens and this big bastard.
The suburban council area I live in doesn’t allow keeping roosters. Probably a valid rule to have.
i just want to thank you for starting a thread of people posting their chickens im the midst of a bunch of debatelords being debatelords.
the internet is a better place with you in it💗🐔
God I wish. I live in an American city, so it’s too dangerous to walk along the 4 lane stroad to get to the grocery store a block away
my condolences:(
When I look at those neat American suburb grids and imagine to be a shop owner, I would love to put my store directly into the grid. Is it just not allowed to have a shop in those neighborhoods? Isn’t that anti-capitalist lol?
That’s correct, suburbs are the product of the worst housing experiment in the US, in which racists fled from cities to suburbs. They were designed to benefit white people in the aftermath of WW2, because white people were more likely to afford a car. More racism prevented POC from buying in the suburbs or qualifying for housing loans. A second layer of racism came when the Department of Transportation intentionally used Emminent Domain to design the highway network for disrupting and dividing neighborhoods of black people. The whipped topping of this racism pancake came from an unassuming supreme court case, which allowed for municipalities to “preserve the character of the community”, which cemented racist single family zoning into city ordinances and prevents literally anything other than a single family home from being built
Unironically agreed. Suburbs suck and apparently they’re also bad for the environment.
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Imagine being able to walk or cycle to a store in a few minutes while also not being in some dense urban hellscape 🇳🇱🇪🇺. Hopefully the US will learn to build better cities someday.
while also not being in some dense urban hellscape 🇳🇱🇪🇺
Fun fact: Although Amsterdam (~5,000/km2) fails to match the population density of New York City (~11,000/km2), similarly-human-scale Paris manages to almost double it (~20,000/km2) despite not having skyscrapers. Because of things like progressive setbacks and the need to build parking decks to comply with minimum parking requirements, NYC-style skyscrapers really don’t buy you as much extra living space as you might think, compared to mid-rise apartment buildings that can use the entire city block curb-to-curb.
That’s already how my life is in the USA. I live in the woods, and I can get to 2 grocery stores within 5-10 minutes.
The most frustrating thing is being in a place with dense outwardly building urban development. Watching more and more copy/pasted strip malls go up with plans for “Subway. Smoke shop. Nails. Maybe gas station.” (Yes, every time)
Aside from copy-paste labyrinthine housing developments.
You just wish you could shout loudly enough “You’re doing it all wrong and there’s still a chance to make this better!”
But it keeps on going.
The most frustrating thing is being in a place with dense outwardly building urban development. Watching more and more copy/pasted strip malls go up with plans for “Subway. Smoke shop. Nails. Maybe gas station.” (Yes, every time)
If it’s a strip mall with a surface parking lot (as opposed either having a parking deck, or having very little parking at all because it’s TOD), it categorically doesn’t count as “dense.”
The suburbanite sounds like she had a lot of other issues besides just owning a car lol
Some of those other issues stem from being a suburbanite. No social interactions, no casual exercise by walking more than the length of their driveway, no easy access to either cultural institutions nor quality green spaces, etc.
Wat. I know it’s cool to hate on the suburbs but in my view it’s the best of both worlds.
No social interactions? I go to trivia night every week at a local suburban bar, it’s very social. Or just out and about in my neighborhood you can easily run into folks walking their dog and have a some chitchat.
No casual exercise? My neighborhood is super walkable with hills and winding roads, and most houses have beautiful landscaping. There’s no HOA so every yard is different, and most people put a lot of work and pride into it. So walking my dog or going for a jog is easy, safe, and pleasant.
No easy access to cultural institutions? I can easily go to local shows in the suburbs - and not just cover bands, but original music too, by some pretty well-known bands. Just as an example, a few years before covid we saw a double-headline show by The Psychedelic Furs and The Church at a theater 10 minutes from my house. There are also arboretums and preserves that have light shows with music, there are local playhouses, and there are even galleries and museums (though I admit these don’t really compare to the art museum downtown, but it’s rare I would go to one anyway).
No easy access to green spaces? Like I said, there are several parks, preserves, and arboretums near me. I can get to a small local park on foot - it’s right outside my neighborhood. The closest arboretum is an easy 5-minute drive. I can get to a local farm in 5 minutes. There are a ton of streams (in fact my neighborhood has a sizeable stream in easy walking distance), and because of that, my backyard is filled with nature. The other day we had nine deer in our backyard. There’s a red-tailed hawk that stalks our yard in the summer. We have chipmunks, garter sneks, raccoons, opossums, rabbits, squirrels, foxes, and all sorts of birds.
And if I need eggs I can walk five minutes to the market right outside my neighborhood, or be there in two via car.
Maybe I’m lame, or maybe I live in an unusually good area, but I love the suburbs.
Good for you. The meme is about those terrible suburban areas where none of that is true. If you can walk five minutes on a winding footpath through your local park to a small local shop, your street probably doesn’t look like this:
That is the same thing as Urban Hellscape. They just changed the vertical density to horizontal density.
Only a moron would buy a house like that with no yard, when there are many rural homes available with far more space for less price.
why did u assume the suburbanite’s gender lol
Sorry, I’ll fix it… The suburbanite sounds like he, she, and/or they may unfortunately have a lot of other non-normative and potentially problematic life journeys going on besides just owning a car. Perhaps we should educate them by exchanging platitudes about living our best life?
Oh c’mon you know it was a classic Karen. Stop with this ridicule over everyone using common sense intuition.
Gender roles =/= “Karen”
Karen is a gender neutral term
It was all the “oh my gosh” and “child get in the car” for me
pack it up men, no more saying oh my gosh or instructing your kids thats only for women now
wat
aw darn!
the president still doesnt make the gas prices
that’s the joke i think
Bessie the chicken huh
Just eat something else?
Like a poor person?
Fucking hell who has time and energy to hunt down one in the suburbs?
In California they come to you! Usually begging for avocado toast and affordable real estate…
When the store is 100 mile/160 kilometer round trip, you either figure out a substitute or do without. And if you don’t know what else to use, your favorite search engine is only seconds away from helping you with your problem. It ain’t rocket surgery.
Now, which artist or thinker said that a suburb is just the city spread too thin
For the vast majority of my suburban life, whenever I needed eggs mid-recipe I just walked across the street to either the local grocery store or local convenience store to get eggs.
I live in the suburbs and am within walking distance of 3 places that sell eggs. Which is an anomaly, because yes this is one of many problems with suburban sprawl.
Me, being a suburbanite with backyard chickens and a store I can drive to in 2-3 minutes
Why do you need to drive to a store that close?
Because America was built for cars, not pedestrians. You’d be surprised how hard it can be to walk just a block or two down sometimes…
Also in some parts of the country we have ridiculously fast roads right in front of neighborhoods so 3-4 minutes might be at 55mph (88kmh)
There are no sidewalks, bike lanes or even a shoulder on the road. I walked home from the tire shop next to the store one time last year and four people stopped to offer me a ride because it’s that dangerous.
Also it’s currently way below freezing here. I would still walk in those temps but not many people will, and not everyone can walk two miles each way (which is more like 1-2 hrs of walking total)
Because it’s cool
So like a 5 minute walk to the store?
There are no sidewalks, bike lanes or even a shoulder on the road. I walked home from the tire shop next to the store one time last year and four people stopped to offer me a ride because it’s that dangerous.
Also it’s currently way below freezing here. I would still walk in those temps but not many people will, and not everyone can walk two miles each way (which is more like 1-2 hrs of walking total)
Honestly, that’s the biggest problem with suburbs; that they are often purposefully designed to not be walkable.
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