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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Thank you Donald!

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Thank you Donald!

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Not only that, he’s also planning to meet with each and every supporter one on one. You should just walk right up to him and give him a hug.

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      Give his big titties a squeeze for me too

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        And when you’re a MAGA, he lets you do it! You can do anything!

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          Can I grab him by his bussy?

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            At this point, it would be rude not to!

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    Maybe trump can actually be pressured to do this like Joel Osteen. Ah who am I kidding. The only reason it worked with Joel is he pretends to be a man of God.

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      Good News!

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        He has seen the light! I would say this puts him on par with the mega church preachers as far as holiness goes. What a joke.

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          Do you know it’s not a joke? Those Bibles are made in China.

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            It just keeps getting better! Next you’re gonna tell me they’re trying to make it so Mr. Trump’s Bibles replace all textbooks in our schools.

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              ^Oklahoma enters the chat.

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    Mar-a-Lago was built in the 1920s, predating post-Andrew Miami-Dade building code. Given Trump’s ownership of it since '85, I wouldn’t count on it having been updated for modern roofing code. Lucky for him, the area’s only expecting 26 mph winds tomorrow, but I wouldn’t count on the property surviving a direct hit from a major hurricane. Definitely wouldn’t choose to shelter in it.

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      the area’s only expecting 26 mph winds tomorrow

      Kamala’s still figuring out how to aim the hurricanes properly.

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        Maybe trump will loan her his sharpie

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        Bloody Democrats can never do anything right!

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        Grab her by the laser.

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      I wouldn’t count on it having been updated for modern roofing code.

      Except that he actually lives there, which means that the person he cares about most in the world lives there. He has to protect that guy at all costs.

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        Not to mention if it has insurance, which is likely required for the business, the insurance requires roofs and everything else to have higher wind tolerances than most of the country. 180 mph tolerance have to wrap the coast of Miami if I remember. 150 for inland places like Orlando

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          I mean, yes, but…come on, of course he’s committed insurance fraud.

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      Sounds like a feature, not a bug

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    Trump raised money by offering the winner a chance to have dinner with him at the White House.

    Somehow, no actual winners ended up dining with Cadet Bonespurs.

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      He said a chance, not that it would actually happen!

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        “Terms and conditions…”

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          My Pillow

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            And my axe!

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        partly cloudy with chances of golden shower

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    Remember; bow often. Only speak when he takes a breath. A lot of people, more and more, find noseplugs useful.

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      Tiger balm on the upper lip will cause temporary nose blindness

      Bring lots.

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    They’re gonna shoot people trying to come in, aren’t they

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      Of course not. Why would you think that…

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    This has me wondering why the name hasn’t been changed to MAGAlago yet

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    How stupid you have to be to believe that to be true

    • EldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Stupid enough to vote for him, too?

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      At least at MAGA redcap level.

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    He’s gonna charge them. Guaranteed.

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    Trump…only the hotties with big big titties please!

    Not you! Not you! You come in! Not you…

    You come in! Not you!

    Tampa Bay will once again be the place where we’ll find hotties! We will keep them safe for you! They will be very safely here…you big guy! Why are you crying?.. that’s my wife!..it’s okay, we’ll keep her safe here…

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    Maybe share some state secrets?

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    The entirety of staten Island trying to claim sanctuary lol

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