War is Peace

Freedom is Slavery

Ignorance is Strength

Women will need a vaginal ultrasound before they’re allowed to leave the state.

This may come as a surprise to some but as of right now, people from Nebraska can travel to the coast without any restrictions. Don’t know what it’ll be like next year, though.

The brainrot is strong in that one.

That’s pretty much their endgame.

Tell me you can’t get laid without saying you can’t get laid.

Well OK, the Russians have broken every peace accord for the past few hundred years. But surely this time it will be different.

~ European “centrist” politicians

Can’t wait for the xenomorph to burst out.

Be careful! Never be alone in a room with one!

Booohooohoooo those poor widdle Twumpers!

Far right voters are often middle class and by no means only represent the poorest of the poor. And you become fascist because you’re an asshole, not the other way round. Anybody these days has every opportunity to get informed, that doesn’t require a major effort. People who choose wilful ignorance only have themselves to blame.

That fucker has been embroiled in scandals for decades. Just like that other guy that’s been elected recently.

This is the kind of thing I used to give to my nephews when they were small to annoy my sister.

Just send everything straight to Moscow. It’ll be more efficient.

The solution is obviously to ban talking about climate change.

They don’t do common knowledge in Russia.

Because it’s all performative.

Cue restrictions on the freedom of movement of women. To “protect” them, of course.

“The gays made me do it!”

But they’re only going to repeal Obamacare, not the ACA, right? Right?

And what do you think will happen in four years?