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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Anon's body is a machine

sh.itjust.works

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Anon's body is a machine

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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    Oooooh…

    Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.

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        If it can help to alert you to a potential medical issue and then you go see the doctor; I don’t see it as bad thing.

        I’ve tasted my own piss before to see if it was sweet.

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          Well don’t leave us hanging. Was it?

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            It was not. It was rather bland actually but I do be hydrated all the time.

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              Need to try again next week, don’t give up so easily

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                Why next week? We need daily samples.

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                  Thank you, sugar in your tea pee!

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              Fuck yeah hydrohomie

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        It’s actually beneficial for controlling your health to monitor piss and poo. Not to obsessively investigate it. But just to know what’s normal for you so you know when to worry.

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          Very much this. You don’t have to eat all of it, a tablespoon or two to taste is enough.

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            Is there another way besides scooping it from the bowl? I don’t like when the dirty toilet water touches my spoon

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            And Beats (by Dre) can also turn your piss red, that is cause for concern

            /J

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                I believe he was saying he loved her too. Red is the color of passion after all

                Rightly chuffed, Cheers!

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            and your frequency (anywhere from daily to weekly is normal)

            Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.

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          Hence the “poop shelf” which has taken over toilets in the last decade

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            In what country? I saw them in Germany decades ago, but I haven’t seen one in Australia yet

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              Go look at a Bunnings or Reece, 90% of their models since about 2018 have been with poop shelves. Granted, that does mean it will take a while before they’re everywhere, but it’s only a matter of time.

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        guys stop smelling your own piss just flush drink it

        FTFY

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      Coffee

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        I’ve gotten top ramen before, same with apple jacks.

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        The first piss after coffee has a distinct smell haha

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      It can be other things than diabetes as well, like an infection or liver failure.

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        Whew! That’s a relief

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          Hopefully you were in the bathroom when you relieved yourself.

          I know I was.

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            I was. It smelled like coca cola

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      Get yo self a glucometer if you’re thinking about it, diabeetus is real obvious once you start using the right tools. Also they’re super cheap these days.

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      Mine frequently smells like whatever meat I ate, especially after eating a couple chili dogs or smoked meat.

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      Could be artificial sweeteners.

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      Everyone’s talking about the smell, but I’m thinking about the colour after I eat a bunch of beets

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        Living amongst avid beet eaters, I never noticed a color change. Guess i metabolize beets particularly well, which is neat.

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          My pee comes out pink. It’s startling!

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