Buglefingers

I know! It seemingly shouldn’t be too hard of a choice. Who the Fuck would trust a career politician!?

/J (because scarily, it’s needed)

Tomorrow, on Day 4, the Birthday party will end. Though I’ve just been told they have prepared celebrations for my unbirthday. I fear there is no God.

A small rock!

What are people supposed to use if not Q-tips? I’m actually wondering cause I use Q-tips after every shower

Edit: I’ve been informed and read up at bit on it (thank you for the links too). I may also need to look into an ENT Dr. Now haha. So long good feeling of Q-tips

I recognized that scene immediately but didn’t know it was called the “cosmic bit flip”

I still feel like there’s a constant brain fog. It never seems to go away. Been there a looong time

Recently myself and two friends were at a restaurant, I bought one a Shirley temple against his will because my other friend and I were having them. This spiraled into us all ordering the same meal in the same way and for whatever reason we just could not stop laughing when the food was brought out and they asked “who had the (dish)”, three separate times.

So I totally agree, non-funny things can absolutely be a ROFL given a certain mood

Loneliness level?

You know when your mother or SO will adjust some clothing, or put a blanket on you or something equivalent and it doesn’t sit perfect but you don’t want to change it because that oddity is what tells you they did it and that feels better than having it be comfortable?

Yeah that, when a nurse applied a bandage to my hand. 🫠

I recently had a moment of panic at work, a person from a different area was in the break room and was the spitting image of my ex. Albeit, a bit taller.

I approve that comment was really on point or as some of the younger people say on fleek if they say that anymore but regardless have an approval point from me it s the internet s currency after all

Zero tolerance for snitches punches kid

Obligatory /J

Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it’s the original month python script containing the world’s funniest joke

Rusted root is

Oh thank goodness, I just do that with people so we’re good whew

/J

I think it also gets missed that when light forces/tricks others to use the death note he also prevents them from entering heaven or hell. Sending them to endless purgatory which is even more cruel that someone like Ray Penber won’t even be able to reunite with his wife in the afterlife.

P.S. I doom scroll so IDK how old posts are when I comment

You mentioning eating the stems raw made me think of it and instantly increased my saliva production. It’s not easily palatable, it’s intense, you’re right, but man is it good. I grew up on that stuff. Cracking that raw stem and munching it while doing gardening is a stimmy miracle

Yeah, for me I think it’s less about “being more intelligent” as a general and more “I learned way more about (X) because I was hyperfixated”. I think that’s where people get mixed up. It’s not a generalized boost to intelligence so much as spending way more time studying something than a normal person would because brain tickle feel good. People only see the result of that

As someone who’s also in the USA, I’ve been called “sweetie” by family members as well as strangers and SOs. Context determines meaning, this comes across as a sarcastic endearment because “I’m (OP) a little upset”

Much like corn, it was crop rotation

I actually had an order number of 666 before. The lady was calling out order numbers and when she got to mine she just announce the contents, we shared a look and had a chuckle. It was a mildly amusing event