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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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    10 months ago

    Well that makes it easier to wash her hair in the sink I guess.

    But also, hear me out, what if instead of that plastic thing she had a quick release hook, so she could use the tail (and the hook) for self defence? Hell, make the tail of braided leather and you got a cool whip for impromptu BSDM session!

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      Shit if your gonna do all that, might as well just hang a glock from it

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        10 months ago

        True patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔫🔫

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        You’re just winging it

        While I’m slinging it

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      Sounds like somebody needs to be punished 😏

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      What if instead of a quick release hook there was a rubber o-ring on her head hair and a buttplug-shaped object on the ponytail.

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        From plug-and-play ponytail to plug-and-play pony tail in one step.

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        i noticed that they do sell buttplug ponytails at renaissance fairs.

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          10 months ago

          wat

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          this makes a weird amount of sense ngl

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