Charge $2 for it and you’ll make millions

Damn those kinky high thigh vinyl boots, take forever to put on. Looks smashing in them though.

2 day room temp raw milk? That’s basically yoghurt. Or liquid shits potion

Mine keep telling me to wash the skillet with soap and a metal brush. And a glass chopping board would be amazing

Yep, we called them crypto wars

The kind of parents that think their little crotchspawn is an angel and every bad grade is the teacher’s fault.

Don’t get me wrong, there are bad teachers (had a couple both as student and as a parent), but mostly are doing their best. Or at least not be purposely bad.

Yes, but being able to sign off every email with FFS must be satisfying!

Where’s the blue waffle?

They’re actually called penguinland and no-penguinland

No they do the sum of all crimes! Dark lords! 😂

Tbh just take any stock photo from image search online

She had more balls than him

So 5% is lower limit, but what is an acceptable ceiling? Asking for a dad.

We don’t hate you. We hate everyone

Buy, play for a few days, ask for refund within 14 days if don’t like

You might try blending these two together https://hotkey404.com/how-to-turn-raspberry-pi-into-freepbx-based-gsm-gateway/

https://sysopstechnix.com/build-your-own-sms-gateway-using-raspberry-pi/

I suspect what you are looking for is a gsm gateway. There are many standalone implementations, some ready made, some a bit more DIY

Just so you know, you can run pi-hole as a container as well

About dhcp, I don’t know about unifi, but I guess in the firewall you can configure static dhcp leases. So son1 devices always get same ip. Then you can configure a hairpin port forwarding, so any requests for ports tcp/udp53 from his devices get forwarded to pi-hole. That is assuming that in the “general” dhcp config you assign an external dns.

Otherwise you could try creating two different dhcp pools, one with pi-hole (and make sure son1 devices get a static lease in there) and one for everyone else.

As a side note, I recommend looking into self hosting your piped instance, so even son2 can enjoy YouTube without all the ads! (And the tracking)