Well I can be disappointed at his accidents

To each their own man. I just would not have enough memory on my potato servers to run all those VMs 😅

Why all those VMs instead of containers?

Every time I watch that video I die inside a bit more. I’ve been in too many meetings like that.

I remember dreamweaver having plugins to remove frontpage bloated html

Because they don’t want to date (i. e. have some kind of personal engagement), they want to play nut and bolt.

Just thought of a couple more: they have to eat unhealthy amount of meat (pork or beef only obviously) and zero vegetables (fries are acceptable). Breakfast is a mixture of (leftover) pizza, fat, eggs and any other kind of heavy greasy food. Even better if blended together so they can show how manly they are by their prowess in eating shit. They have to drink lots and lots of beer, and the first one to say they had enough (of either meat or beer) is mocked for being a lightweight.

Every time the party encounter a FEMALE they have to comment on their body and if they’d have intercourse with her or if she isn’t hot enough to be worthy of their attention. And if all of them say no but one says he’d “do her” all the others have to mock him for his low standards (see moped).

They all have to one-up each other all the time on all kind of small things.

No one can ever see another man peepee. They all have to refer to their peepees with highly sounding names that confer absolute potency (e. g. the horn of breeding).

Their horses/companion animals have to be waaaay oversized and impractical, with no real bonuses and lots of drawbacks (e. g. Brutus the destroyer, a 100kg dog that is slow, eats all the time, shits copious amounts that they have to pick up and has a dps of 2, and love scratches behind the ears).

They have to carry wallets swords on their back because it looks cool but it’s absolutely impractical. A couple of true stories on this last bit: my dad once told me I should start putting my wallet in my back pocket “like a man”. A friend of mine got back problems because he used to sit all day with his wallet on his back.

Which is kinda funny because I would use shimpoo, but gods forbid men can have some skin routine. It’s not my thing, but let people do what they want.

I am really sorry. I know how shit it feels being out of work. If you want to vent I’m here.

Can I choose cabin in the woods instead?

If that ever happen I would take it as the best compliment I’ve ever received 🫠

That desk is tidier than mine though

Oh I know them! Almost bought one to leave at my last day of work in the office 😂

Oh gods Thank you for this I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Adults are pretty fucking stupid too

I think you mean Jami (single m).

It’s a nice concept but I’ll try to get my xmmp server nice and secured.

Ah, I host my own instance of piped, that solves a problem 😅