• Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    5·
    2 hours ago

    If he’s bigger than me: Yeah probably. I get off my ass to rake the yard or build furniture, I don’t work out.

    If he’s richer than me: Yeah it’s almost certainly via white collar crime. I live below my means, I’m the son of an IT professional, I went to college on a grant and I taught flight school before I worked in a rapid prototyping lab. I’ve worn blue and white collars. I’ve written C++ and run a lathe for my pay.

    If he’s smarter than me: That’s easy to believe with my 3.3 GPA. I was an honor’s student looked down upon by the AP and IB kids.

    The man who looks better than me probably owns a mirror. I wear navy blue T-shirts and black gym shorts as a daily uniform because they’re easy to launder and I shave my neck because a neckbeard bothers me when I’m trying to sleep. Do you want your Lycoming overhauled or not, because I went to mechanic school and you didn’t. Thought so, that’ll be $30 grand.

    • 1984@lemmy.today
      11·
      2 hours ago

      But this is an actual fact… People who drive under the speed limit are bad drivers. Either they are not paying attention to speed signs, or they are scared to drive a car. Both are not great for a driver.

      Also slow cars are causing accidents because they frustrate people into doing stupid things.

      At least people who drive fast have confidence in their abilities to read traffic. But its also stupid if they drive way too fast and cant handle it. That also causes accidents.

      So I would say, a bit faster than the speed limit is perfect. Doesnt annoy anyone, still very safe. I often drive 10 km/h faster then speed limit.

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        1·
        2 hours ago

        I am okay with someone driving slower than me, in the right lane with their hazards on. But if you’re just going 49 in a 55, what? Are you early for your diaper changing appointment at the VA, O veteran of the Spanish-American war?

  • vga@sopuli.xyz
    213·
    4 hours ago

    Lemmy edition:

    Bigger than you = dangerous nazis

    Richer than you = fascist sympathisers, first ones against the wall

    Smarter than you = jews

    Look better = conservatives aka nazis

  • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
    28·
    16 hours ago

    Everyone younger than me are little shits who don’t know nothing and everyone older than me are old farts with outdated knowledge. Fuck’em.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
    3·
    14 hours ago

    Today I found out I’m a

    Roided up gay daddies money having nerd who slept with your wife and mother at the same time.

  • MNByChoice@midwest.social
    3·
    18 hours ago

    Anything than to have to fix my life.

    I don’t shower as I don’t want the females to think I am gay. I don’t read, study, or try so I am not a nerd. I work a deadend job to prove I am “self made”. I avoid the “roids”, the gym, and exercising, which saves me so much time.

    • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
      2·
      17 hours ago

      Saves me more time to spend in my mom’s basement eating Cheetos on Call of Duty verbally challenging your heterosexuality.

      • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
        3·
        13 hours ago

        I don’t know if this is the case still, in the Xbox360 days definitely.

        This is more of a Fortnite and Roblox timeline. And I mean the adults.