It’s kinda funny that centuries of people getting together and surviving to pass their genes on for the next generation, all ends with this dumbass.

Pentagon/Washington Post. it’s an easy mistake to make, they have mostly the same letters, the main ones.

Look at the commitment tho, those things pretty hard to bite through, even more so if they have a rubber bottom.

Fucking life goals right there.

Malkovich!

Huh, fair enough, an irradiated potato he shall remain.

Hoes can fuck off tho.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that dudes image and it not be this meme about potatoes, I’m sure we can do more with him.

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

I got one of those, my mum got me it for Christmas, I’m a Lord, call me Lord Dumbass.

I am forever fucking with my future self by leaving shit for them to do and pissed off at my past self for the shit they left for me to do.