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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • I did this song at karaoke night once. Karaoke didn’t have the opening lyrics;

    Arf Arf

    Don’t get it twisted

    THIS RAP SHIT IS MINE. MOTHERFUCKER

    ITS NOT. A. FUCKIN. GAME!

    FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD!

    it’s what you hearin’

    Listen

    it’s what you hearin’

    Listen

    Best believe I yelled the whole part a la DMX. Really woke up the bar. Killed the first bars n then realized I didn’t remember the rest n it got really sloppy lol. Good ass times.












  • I think this is a common thing with boy scouts. We happened upon an accident in between stations at camp. A kid ran up and tells us his dad crashed his car and he needed help. There was a man who was laying in front of the truck on the ground. His arm was bleeding profusely. We needed to administer first aid. The guy had a bunch of blood all over his arm and he was acting all incoherent. We decided to Jerry rig a tourniquet to stop the bleeding and send someone up the road to find a phone (pre cell phone days) The whole experience was super traumatic. All staged. Fuckers. They even had a pump shooting out fake blood from the guys arm.