He has a wife, you know.
You know Incontinentia? Incontinentia Buttocks??
PFNAHAHAHA!!
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Assius
Assius to Assius!
My brothers in God, I am Sphincterius. Pleased to make your acquaintance.
*my brother in Jupiter
Dustius to Dustius.
sigh Pussius
I’m Pussius!
Clitius. It actually sounds right.
Protein Barius
I don’t know why but this is the best one.
Hail it is I, your brother Ice Cream Barius!
Yourmomius
Kebabius?
Cookieius
Jizzius
Pizzaius
My name is Rectumis Decimus Analingus, commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Phalic Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Shartius Expectious. Father to a black-hole son. Husband to a hotwife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Yogurtius.
“Yo, Gurtius!”
Marie Callender Sesame Chicken Bowlius.
Cheese-itzius
Drunken Noodlius