They seem well fed.
They’re unstoppable on their shop-mobility scooters.
They deployed 120 soldiers and 360 chins to Chicago.
It’s weirder than that, they don’t seem to have chins at all. Their heads are like perfectly round melons.
You get two in one per guard!
I can’t think of a single reason why they shouldn’t be arrested the moment they show up in Chicage. Traitors and criminals, the lot of them.
How in the fuck did these guys pass a PT test?
Maybe they did. Once. Long ago. Because the tester was even less fit and the only criterion was if a bunch of 17-year-olds could outrun a 60-something with a 40 years of military-sponsored junk food headstart and half out of breath just shouting “ready – set – huff Go!”
If anyone wants a transparent PNG, here it is.
Thanks! I’m gonna have fun with this…
Meal team six.
I love how everyone is so willing to hate on their weight/body shape here as if that matters, what matters is if they will uphold their duty to serve this country or be cowards and do whatever Trump says and serve him. Who cares if they don’t have the body type you associate with a marvel superhero character? Even if they are infantry we aren’t talking about frontline troops meant to spearhead invasions we are talking about The National Guard. This just seems like such an easy way to try to start flinging mud when the issue is existential and directly related to whether we are under authoritarian military rule or not.
Trust me, Trump hates these people, this form of deployment of National Guard is a disgrace and is meant to be humiliating to the people who actually believe in something who are serving as it is anything else, he wants them to suffer so they can provide clips for their political BS machine as they clutch their pearls in manufactured terror, realize what the implications of that are outside of whatever politics those National Guardsman have or whatever physical shape they appear to be in or appear not to be in.
They are overweight Texans who want to shoot colored people, gays and communists.
Ok. You make a legit point but their overlord just gave a macho speech about how he doesn’t like seeing fat generals in the Pentagon and PT will be mandatory for all active duty and blah blah manly things and blah blah anti woke things. Just sayin.
This is General Gronewold from the Oregon National Guard.
https://substack.com/@thedangerousones/note/c-164243455?r=52ig94
This needs to be higher up!
People need to know that the real military is not siding with these shart shirts.
I was really sure that some of them would have the balls to do what’s right. This gives me a little bit of hope
So to avoid capture, Chicagoans need only walk briskly.
They’re not sending their best, but some I assume are trained soldiers.
Just start leaving hot dogs and Italian beefs laying around.
That won’t be enough, soon they’ll be equipped with segways
Go in the grass.
Poetry
two legendsIf they ever go abroad, it’ll be SAS - Steak And Sauce
Meal team six
What do Texans do when someone trespasses on their property?
They’re following an illegal order.
I do not agree with Trump but the NG (so far) have not done anything crazy where they have been deployed. Sitting around twiddling their thumbs is hardly harming anyone. Most of them do not want to be involved in this nonsense. They have not been like the sociopaths in ICE.
They still traitors. They could have refused their illegal orders and opted not to. Especially after DJT’s whole speech about war against americans and the enemy at home.
LOL!!
They’re so fat!
IT’S GLANDULAR!
