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minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71·13 days agoMe: “Okay, do an ls to see what’s in this directory” Them, employed as a Linux sysadmin at a Fortune 100 company: “How do I do that?”
minus-squareSoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-211 days ago“Did you try resetting your system?” “I’m not an idiot, of course I did!” Checks system uptime: 64 days. “How did you reset it?” “I turned my screen off and on.”
minus-squareglilimith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agoThem: i got an error Me: ok, what did the error say Them: i didn’t read it Me: ok… well, can you take a look? Them: i already turned off the computer
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Me: “Okay, do an
lsto see what’s in this directory”Them, employed as a Linux sysadmin at a Fortune 100 company: “How do I do that?”
“Did you try resetting your system?”
“I’m not an idiot, of course I did!”
Checks system uptime: 64 days.
“How did you reset it?”
“I turned my screen off and on.”
Them: i got an error
Me: ok, what did the error say
Them: i didn’t read it
Me: ok… well, can you take a look?
Them: i already turned off the computer