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Fun fact I learned recently: The band The Presidents of the United States of America did a collab with Sir Mix-A-Lot under the name Subset

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That’s not terrorism. That song is a bop.

It’s the national anthem of the Internet.

It can do bread and the best tasting broccoli and Brussels sprouts you’ve ever had

Nah, I’ve got a Bluetooth thermometer so I can track it while I play video games

I have a Traeger and saved $200 because it was the model without WiFi.

I made a delicious turkey breast on Independence Day

I just post while I’m waiting for a command to finish running.

It’s not my fault the deploy takes 20 minutes.

These aren’t too different from the novels we’d get at the Scholastic Book Fair. Captain Underpants definitely comes to mind.

They gave my kids a stepping stone from short children’s books to chapter books so it’s not all bad.

I think you’re having a Mengele Effect about the Mandela Effect.

I would recommend putting the pihole and any network management tools on dedicated hardware.

It’s not fun having a random update for Transmission take down your entire internet. Ask me how I know.

I guess it’s pretty American to add a bunch of sugar to something lol

But that ruins both the fun of discovery and the bliss of ignorance

Round here we call cornichons “sweet gherkins” and they’re pretty good

Also: At one point you put black olives on your fingertips for the last time and you didn’t know it.

I prefer to keep up with news by seeing a meme I don’t understand

Drunken noodles

This is how we domesticate coyotes

David Macauley’s illustration in the book The Way Things Work is how I learned about the beauty of the combine harvester

Clearly a Promethean device

And that mentality is what gets them elected so they can do things.

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