Except he either has brain damage or lied in the primary.

I was honestly excited to vote for him. I had a bumper sticker, which is something I hadn’t done since Kucinich.

Gisele should primary him.

Never trust folk from York County.

“The Big Sleep” by Streetlight Manifesto

Exactly. Putting rings of onion in, say, a pot of chili would make it have a weird texture, as would dicing them finely for a French onion soup.

Especially when cooked

My kids didn’t like it because there wasn’t enough Minecraft in it.

There are plenty of gamers who love Mario games, and there’s a huge depth of lore and music and characters they could have drawn from to make it

By using generic songs it became a movie that had a Mario skin on it.

It might end up looking too much like Dinosaur Train

The neat part is that even my best is barely good enough.

Exactly.

I thought both of them wouldn’t end up as clip art movies.

And I have kids.

I’m not going to read all that shit: Rogue One was fucking awesome.

That’s the problem.

Why the hell is Mario fighting Donkey Kong to the song “Thunderstruck?”

Because that is the least common denominator between them.

They couldn’t take any of the music from any of the Mario games for that scene? Of course not; most people wouldn’t know it’s music from a Mario game.

No, we need to slam a Top 40 classic rock song in there because that’s the only thing the plebeians who see this movie will understand.

90s by far

It _could _ have been great. But it ended up - like the Mario movie - being a formulaic piece of drek.

WTF Rogue One is awesome

Smurfgully

Nah, I think the whole progressive thing was his wife’s influence.

I’ve met too many assholes from York county who are just like him.

Literally everyone.

Most people think this shit. They’re all complicit.

Bloody apathetic species. I’ve no sympathy at all.