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minus-squareEphera@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·3 天前And that even though people kept telling him: Jesus, take the wheel!
minus-squarekossa@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 天前Nowhere in the bible is explicitly written, that Jesus didn’t think of that. Might have had wheels for all we know. Maybe he just skipped gym and was weak af. Or had the wrong wheels for the terrain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·3 天前Wrong Matthew 4:20:69 “And lo, Jesus tried to explain that the cross would be much easier to carry if it has wheels yet the Roman said ‘lol, lmao’”
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 天前The wheels were being provided by Apple and so Jesus couldn’t afford them.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 天前Somebody really knows his bible there.
minus-squarerarsamx@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 天前Skipped the gym? Not the Christ depicted in so many churches where he looks like an Olympic gymnast, 6 pack and all.
minus-squareLordCrom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 天前9 pack, he had an extra ab, like Batman.
minus-squarespinnetrouble@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 天前Maybe he just thought, “Christ, I could really do with some wheels” the whole time
Jesus after seeing this pic:
And that even though people kept telling him: Jesus, take the wheel!
Nowhere in the bible is explicitly written, that Jesus didn’t think of that. Might have had wheels for all we know. Maybe he just skipped gym and was weak af. Or had the wrong wheels for the terrain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wrong
Matthew 4:20:69
“And lo, Jesus tried to explain that the cross would be much easier to carry if it has wheels yet the Roman said ‘lol, lmao’”
The wheels were being provided by Apple and so Jesus couldn’t afford them.
Somebody really knows his bible there.
ngl, you got me in the first half.
Skipped the gym? Not the Christ depicted in so many churches where he looks like an Olympic gymnast, 6 pack and all.
9 pack, he had an extra ab, like Batman.
Maybe he just thought, “Christ, I could really do with some wheels” the whole time