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minus-squarekossa@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 days agoNowhere in the bible is explicitly written, that Jesus didn’t think of that. Might have had wheels for all we know. Maybe he just skipped gym and was weak af. Or had the wrong wheels for the terrain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·3 days agoWrong Matthew 4:20:69 “And lo, Jesus tried to explain that the cross would be much easier to carry if it has wheels yet the Roman said ‘lol, lmao’”
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 days agoThe wheels were being provided by Apple and so Jesus couldn’t afford them.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoSomebody really knows his bible there.
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agongl, you got me in the first half.
minus-squarerarsamx@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoSkipped the gym? Not the Christ depicted in so many churches where he looks like an Olympic gymnast, 6 pack and all.
minus-squareLordCrom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days ago9 pack, he had an extra ab, like Batman.
minus-squarespinnetrouble@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoMaybe he just thought, “Christ, I could really do with some wheels” the whole time
Nowhere in the bible is explicitly written, that Jesus didn’t think of that. Might have had wheels for all we know. Maybe he just skipped gym and was weak af. Or had the wrong wheels for the terrain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wrong
Matthew 4:20:69
“And lo, Jesus tried to explain that the cross would be much easier to carry if it has wheels yet the Roman said ‘lol, lmao’”
The wheels were being provided by Apple and so Jesus couldn’t afford them.
Somebody really knows his bible there.
ngl, you got me in the first half.
Skipped the gym? Not the Christ depicted in so many churches where he looks like an Olympic gymnast, 6 pack and all.
9 pack, he had an extra ab, like Batman.
Maybe he just thought, “Christ, I could really do with some wheels” the whole time