• gray@lemmy.ml
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    2 days ago

    Bidets should be mandatory and toilet paper should be banned

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      Maoist left with a strong aftertaste of eco-consciousness.

      I could live with a bidet-centric society tbh

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        The complete lack of thought for obvious disastrous consequences is how you recognize a true Maoist policy.

        I welcome or wet-ass bidet future, comrade.

      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Right? TP ban sounds like something a person who has never used a bidet would say. Even the bidets that “dry your bum” take forever and don’t fully dry.

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        Just wait a minute and it will dry. I’m going to be sitting there for a couple more minutes on my phone anyway.

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          I’m totally fine with just using two squares of paper to both get dry faster and to ensure that everything is fully clean post-bidet application, to be honest

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        Admitting it is left. Creating a whole bigoted persona around how bad it is while secretly engaging in it anyway would be right.