• azertyfun@sh.itjust.works
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      The complete lack of thought for obvious disastrous consequences is how you recognize a true Maoist policy.

      I welcome or wet-ass bidet future, comrade.

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Right? TP ban sounds like something a person who has never used a bidet would say. Even the bidets that “dry your bum” take forever and don’t fully dry.

    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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      Just wait a minute and it will dry. I’m going to be sitting there for a couple more minutes on my phone anyway.

      • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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        I’m totally fine with just using two squares of paper to both get dry faster and to ensure that everything is fully clean post-bidet application, to be honest