I can’t find my wallet and I’m hungry and I need to get groceries
Check your car between the seat and the door, or the seat and center console. This happened to me once, then a couple years later to a neighbor, so I was able to help him find his.
My son once took all the cards our of my wallet and put them in the printer/scanner that we never use. I only found out 2 years later when I finally went to print something and there was a jam, opened the scanner lid to get inside and boom.
Could be there.
clearly it must be in the dishwasher
Help step bro I’m stuck
Mine once fell out of my pants while I was sitting at my office chair. It ended up perched on the bar that connects the seat back the seat bottom. There is a 3 inch gap between the back and the bottom otherwise. It took me a week to find it, and right before i was about to cancel everything. I only found it because i bumped the chair and it jiggled free.
Somewhere special that you’ve never put it before, so you wouldn’t forget where it was
Are you walking funny … ?
Prison wallet gang!
😄
bro your literally posting this from your wallet. smh my head dude
Have you checked your butthole?
Ski-dap Bad-ap Butthole
Bud Hole, a place where my Buddies hang out
That’s where I put my weed
AKA: Prison Wallet.
Try the couch cushions
JD Vance: “It’s not there. I was poking around and didn’t find it.”
Whelp, time to burn that couch.
I once saw a duck steal a wallet out of a woman’s bag and waddle off with it.
The same could have happened to YOU.
Should’ve had grapes
Have you looked in the hood of a Ford Fusion in Minnesota?
Have you tried calling it
Fr tho, I love these Airtags and Samsung tags they made, maybe bad for privacy and its kinda shitty they force you to use their ecosystem, but it’s great if your pets are mischievous and wants to hide and/or escape, and you don’t want to oay a monthly fee or change the battery every week. (Don’t get the Google Tags, those are unusable)
I hate iOS, so Samsung is the only other devil there is in town if I want to track my items (and my cat). (I know they are the devil but their shit works, so… 🤷♂️)
Drawer No. 42.
Have you checked the last place you look yet?
I like to keep searching for something after I found it so that this statement isn’t true. My wallet was actually at the third to last place I looked.
Pro tip: Check here first to save a whole lot of looking.
