I regularly pass by a house with a giant “He Won” flag with string lights in the front window thats been there since 2020.

The palantiri (Tolkien) are not evil. Literally just a magic viewing orb.

I’m baffled the Tolkien estate didn’t sue them into oblivion for using the name.

Ideally, transition away from determining the value of a human life based on whether they can perform labor.

Realistically, slow degradation of quality of life while increasing stress to a boiling point until either some form of revolution is attempted, or Orwellian “If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face – forever.”

If they could just once give me hot curly fries that aren’t half-cooked, i wouldn’t dogpile them tbh. But they cant even do that

The earth king has invited you to lake laogai

Meow.

Imagine how much data could be collected from, say, a busy gym full of people with wireless headphones, or a hotel lobby

Yeah, ive got a pair of the WF 3 too, now ive gotta be watching this…

A sprawling yard to put things on is a very american thing.

Surely the hot aisle was meant for cats /s

Does Hitler salute

twice

Why not both? Anthropomorphize the depressive void and make 'em HOT

Kissing the UPS may result in electrical shock.

That last part is important. Physically attracted, but revolting personality.

Np, its a funny song/album, easy to find elsewhere

A smoothie (NSFW)

Yeah, vibrators, hahaha repeatedly slams a drawer that won’t close

I’ve heard the work environments of Japan are pretty toxic, but damn.

Nah, its a good look for you.

Beef pot roast and plain white bread rolls (ohio). Dont think there is a distinct drink for Ohio.