balderdash@lemmy.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon is Banishedlemmy.zipimagemessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up1594arrow-down110
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minus-squarehalvar@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up62·2 months agofake: no it isn’t, i’m the evil wizard and this has definitely happened, i’m just not sure which one of the 17 guys that regularly show up this is gay: I’m quite certain they all have feelings for me
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoWhy do you call yourself evil? Aren’t you just misunderstood?
minus-squarehalvar@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 months agoKids these days don’t understand the joy of being the evil wizard and knowing it.
minus-squareanswersplease77@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agowhat did this guy do to get banished to the desert the first time?
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months ago*grabs a pair of basketballs and holds them over crotch* “Ooh looketmeee I’m haalvaaar…!”
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoEveryone else just misunderstands that evil isn’t bad, it’s just “live” spelled backwards.
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI always knew life was evil. That’s why youvshould be an eilfilist
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agofake: excuse me I’m schmevil at worst and oh you’re describing yourself gay: okay got us there
fake: no it isn’t, i’m the evil wizard and this has definitely happened, i’m just not sure which one of the 17 guys that regularly show up this is
gay: I’m quite certain they all have feelings for me
Why do you call yourself evil?
Aren’t you just misunderstood?
Kids these days don’t understand the joy of being the evil wizard and knowing it.
what did this guy do to get banished to the desert the first time?
He impersonated me on the internet
*grabs a pair of basketballs and holds them over crotch*
“Ooh looketmeee I’m haalvaaar…!”
off to the desert you go
Everyone else just misunderstands that evil isn’t bad, it’s just “live” spelled backwards.
I always knew life was evil. That’s why youvshould be an eilfilist
fake: excuse me I’m schmevil at worst and oh you’re describing yourself
gay: okay got us there