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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 天前

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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 天前
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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    15 天前

    she was just trying to flirt with OP and he freaked out and made it really weird… she as like

    NOPE

    and bailed

    • Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Nah touching someone’s food is weird.

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        Yeah that is the weirdest way to flirt. If she touches you, that’s more clear but touching your food is not really understood as a display of affection.

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          15 天前

          Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

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            14 天前

            !brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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            15 天前

            Umm…

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            The irony is that doing that doesn’t piss you off

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              I’d rather be pissed off than pissed on, but that’s just me.

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      Even if they were trying to flirt, being told repeatedly not to do something that they keep doing anyway is not flirting.

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        For some people it is

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          14 天前

          Yea, second graders.

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            13 天前

            They are people too, just like you and me

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              Yea but most people don’t want to date second graders.

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      I think you need to learn how to flirt

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      By touching his food?

      Everyone doesn’t have those kinds of fetishes

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        There’s the matter of consent if that were the case. Which she clearly didn’t have.

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      Flirt? Nah, thats pure creep behavior.

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