Just say menses and womenses when in the plural
Just say menses and womenses when in the plural
I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab
This was, verbatim, what a child said during an interview. He stumbled and jumbled over his words, uttering this incomprehensible nonsense. Others, however, try to decipher his words and dare to gleam a sliver of truth of the secret machinations of the universe.
A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.
she keeps glancing at me
I stop looking at her all the time
hmmm
Maybe he’s just living up to the username
Because of the wizards gathered around and pondering
Was this the dude who sniffed Trump’s seat after the interview?
“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”
“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”
bad cop begins routine
“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”
”good” cop pulls the bad cop off you
“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”
Just because he dummy thicc doesn’t mean he’s gonna bottom
There’s beans in them orbs
I can feel it in my jones (jean bones for you simple folk)
You think a bunch of words can stop me? The only letters I fear are 911
Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense