

Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥
Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥
wait I actually get that
Ha, I can read 50% of this meme
I believe I am more confused than if I could read none
I was gonna go for Dolphewer (dolphin + fewer as fewer sounds like Führer)
They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
when yo girl asks u to fart in her face 😎
Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.
Source: I made it up
Man I can’t keep up with all the new music stars’ names
Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠
real and wholesome :’)
I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came
༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ
Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole
Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“But I’m just an actor!”
“Can you play dead?”
bang
Fuck I miss that show
Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person
The original but ultimately rejected title from Beastie Boys’ smash hit
Personally, I enjoy F5 myself. I find it more refreshing
“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”