The dude’s avatar is killing me.
if they are for birds, how are they supposed to put their meat in the hole when all they’ve got is a roast beef sammy?
more wholesome than holesome
People keep telling me that the drainage holes on planters are not there to drain me, but the soil. But that’s totally nonsensical. I mean, if the soil needs to be drained, why water it in the first place?
Anyway, how does one get their dick unstuck from a particularly sexy terracotta planter?
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Damn birds taking away all our fun
Where I am from, they’re for bats
I’m personally trying to create some weird sexually transmitted covid thingy to wipe out the rest of the anti-vax idiots and conservatives in general
That won’t work, even if you’re able to make some super strong megabug, the anti-vaxxers will just put a drop of essential oil under the tongue and inject a gallon of bull urine into their veins, and be instantly cured
Their knowledge of natural medicine is simply too advanced and powerful
That’s the internet I love: educational.
Are you saying these are drone charging stations?
No they charge on the power lines, the sex houses are so they can protect their electronics from the rain
I mean I guess they can also be used for birds. Just maybe not at the same time.
TIL: Birds have really girthy dicks for their body size.
Sometimes they’re corkscrew-shaped.