“our new cancer drug is 99% effective!”
“So it doesn’t work in 1% of cases? Then what’s the point, throw it away, we just have to accept that cancer is going to happen”
I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!
What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?
God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it
The camera app and spreadsheet app? Because that’s what i would’ve guessed they were based on the icons
Odin craved knowledge to ensure the safety of the gods and the world, but the knowledge he was after was only knowable by the dead, so he impaled himself on his spear and hanged himself from one of the branches of Yggdrasil, there he stayed for nine days and nine nights on the border of life and death, at which point he succeeded in his quest.
Don’t trust the living or the dead, put your trust in those inbetween, put your trust in Odin 🙌
god: makes people, makes some of them gay
god: “how dare they be gay!”
He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, that god fella
All three of those things are myths,
the clitoris, the female orgasm and females,
all made up
He doesn’t look a day past 80
The numbers Mason, what do they mean?
Oh, i must’ve misremembered, my bad
That chair looks ripped up, if it was taco bell it would look more melted and/or burnt 🤔
Sure they have a lot of money and income, but they have a lot of expenses too you know!
Like paying the continuous stream of victims of sexual assault since those pious clergymembers can’t seem to stop raping children
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Oh yes, would’ve instantly blown the entire electrical system and start some 🔥
He probably hooked it up to the big battery, what is that again? 700V?
“grab 'em by the seatcushion”
Nice try, but this monke has fallen for this 7 times before and learned from it
This is why monke good, monke fast learner
Reistace is futile
carcinisation is inevitable
give up
give in
we are crab 🦀