You’d think the literal apocalypse happening would be an acceptable justification for not being dolled up 100% of the time, yet here we are with Aloy.
And honestly, she looks pretty good for someone socially ostracized her whole life, not having a mom, and roughing it her whole life in a cabin that doesn’t have running water. It could be a whole lot worse than just peach fuzz 🤷♀️
Yep, most male gamers who take issue with Aloy can’t tell she has some light coverage, and then criticize her for not wearing makeup and being ugly, which is amusing. And sad too, that even wearing makeup doesn’t satisfy their impossible standards because it’s still not enough makeup.
Maybe Aloy plucks? Some people just have great eyebrows without having to do anything, and I am jealous of those people.
If I were reconstructing the entire biosphere, unless I had a really good reason, I’d leave out bacteria that made people stink, and especially endemic diseases like Cutibacterium acnes which are unavoidable today but didn’t always affect humans. There are good reasons to think that no one had acne until about 7000 years ago when people started cultivating grape vines and picked up something that lives on them, and that could be true after the apocalypse if Gaia didn’t choose to put the same thing on grapes.
You’d think the literal apocalypse happening would be an acceptable justification for not being dolled up 100% of the time, yet here we are with Aloy.
And honestly, she looks pretty good for someone socially ostracized her whole life, not having a mom, and roughing it her whole life in a cabin that doesn’t have running water. It could be a whole lot worse than just peach fuzz 🤷♀️
tbf the apocalypse did not stop her from shaping her brows and wearing makeup
Yep, most male gamers who take issue with Aloy can’t tell she has some light coverage, and then criticize her for not wearing makeup and being ugly, which is amusing. And sad too, that even wearing makeup doesn’t satisfy their impossible standards because it’s still not enough makeup.
Maybe Aloy plucks? Some people just have great eyebrows without having to do anything, and I am jealous of those people.
For the PS6 re-release they’ll include the smell-o-vision of a person from a world that has never heard of soap, deodorant, or toilet paper.
people would literally kill scalpers to get their hands on the hardware
So everyone will be forced to smell a typical anime convention
HZD spoiler
If I were reconstructing the entire biosphere, unless I had a really good reason, I’d leave out bacteria that made people stink, and especially endemic diseases like Cutibacterium acnes which are unavoidable today but didn’t always affect humans. There are good reasons to think that no one had acne until about 7000 years ago when people started cultivating grape vines and picked up something that lives on them, and that could be true after the apocalypse if Gaia didn’t choose to put the same thing on grapes.
So not much change for some of them
Can’t wait for the new Conker
I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO
AND I’M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU
A HUGE SUPPLY OF TISH COMES FROM MY CHOCOLATE STARFISH
HOW ABOUT SOME SCAT YOU LITTLE TWAT?!
It’s even more amazing live.
Some people will be super into that and I’m happy for them. I’m not buying consoles anymore, so go nuts you weirdos.