Steve Dice

It’s morbin time

You mean John Hamm, right? Or should we fight?

I used to work at this company where like 3 guys took care of basically everything. All but one of them, let’s call him Rob, eventually left to better companies. About a month after that, my team had to deal with a pretty big issue and we were having trouble coming up with a solution so this idiot had the brilliant idea to page Rob. As if the poor guy hadn’t spent the last month doing the job of 3 people who were already doing the job of a 5 people each. Rob got online, said “Why did you page me?” and immediately left before getting a response. I liked Rob.

They say she has una pena that makes her cry.

I did LFS a while ago. I can confidently say I didn’t learn shit.

Nah, there’ll be a new boogeyman by then.

That Russian song that sounds like Joy Division on MDMA. I’m told the lyrics are very depressing but it’s absolute fucking fire.

Can’t wait for the “The end of Windows 11 is approaching…” article in a few years. Keep me posted.

Baby duck syndrome.

I know what an LLM is doing. You don’t know what your brain is doing.

You really shouldn’t be spending your days in a room at 45 °C.

Get a slightly bigger heatsink.

Yeah… no. Old laptops idle at around 50 °C.

Some jobs do offer mental health days.

2025 Mazda MX-5 Miata ‘got absolutely wrecked’ by Inflatable Boat in beginner’s boat racing match — Mazda’s newest model bamboozled by 1930s technology.

That’s exactly what thinking is, though.

I’m guessing the loser was in reference to his advances being rejected even in his own dream.

You know they’re laughing at you, right? I mean that’s my theory.

Yeah… I’m gonna need a detailed breakdown of the rationale you followed to get from “she called Dr. Pepper coke” to “she’s flirting with me”, if you don’t mind.