I wipe homeopathically.

0.5 mm² gently applied at the top of my crack for a nice even dispersal.

Pfft you call THAT an overstuffed drawer?

I bet you can open it without anything catching the backside of the cabinet, nerd.

Inb4 China claims ownership of this thread

Great speech, but while you’re in the guillotine line consider this side bet me and the boys have…

I reckon you and get through at least half the alphabet between when the blade falls and you truly meet your end. I have a six pack of sassafras on the line and I’m betting you can truly come in clutch me muskkk.

Counting on you 🫶

Look at the international stage and you can see the elite are choosing to live in dictatorships across the board.

They are choosing an environment they would prefer.

I’m tired of pretending like what we think or feel matters in the way things play out.

Join me in getting mad at this.

Personally, I’m a firework.

Katy Perry told me so.

facts

None of which appear in either comment.

That’s neat

Is there anything stopping normal folks from wearing PRESS attire when demonstrating?

Seems like a logical defense against this sort of shit.

Yea, but it’s different because it’s owned by the people collectively 🤡🤡🤡

Reminder to everyone that you, YES YOU, can claim the 2024 election was stolen to your maga peers using the same rhetoric they used in 2020.

I heard there was bamboo fiber in the ballots

The voting machines were hacked

Took too long to count to NOT be fraud

Boom, now they understand exactly how they sounded the last 4 years. They hate it, and I’ve made at least 3 people throw tantrums midday.

I guess they didn’t delay deny or depose any time scraping more cash off the American people.

Would be cool if these dips did a damn thing. Just so happy they get a living wage and good insurance (lmao fuck these cretins).

You choose not to choose.

That’s the lamest choice available.

Hey everyone, I found the greater evil.

Turns out it was just ignorance and a lack of personal responsibility this whole time!

Very altruistic and yet completely unrealistic.

Be real.

Lock him up (for any of his several dozen felonies).

Name a more iconic duo than Russia and self-defeating.

I’ll give you the customary 72 hours before I check back (lmao)

Yea that OR the orcish orcs are orc(k?)ing…

Whatever makes the most sense to you I guess…

Nah, just different colors displayed on your browsing device.

The picture isn’t “literally” anything other than lit up pixels 🤷

You poor thing…

You could move your attention elsewhere, that is, unless your intention is to play victim of something.

This is the fediverse, you control the feed lmao.

I love it when the folks attempting to talk down to everyone else don’t know how history worked or how all those lines get drawn on the map.

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