Before anyone gets too comfortable:

Nate Silver’s latest forecast now gives Vice President Kamala Harris a slight edge in the Electoral College, projecting her with a 50 percent chance of victory compared to former President Donald Trump’s 49.6 percent.

I zoomed in and it’s just made of square pixels.

https://theweek.com/odd-news/108226/man-cycles-from-poo-poo-to-pee-pee-for-charity

This is not-the-Onion material.

Same with “truck”: https://youtu.be/kccONko4xYE?si=z0Y3_lLN87nMrJIp

You should try the rubber band thing! It’s life changing I tell ya.

If you’re having a hard time opening a jar or bottle, wrap a rubber band around the lid, then use that to grip and twist it. I don’t know why it works so well but it does.

The top 1% have about 42% of the wealth.

The top 1% have about 42% of the wealth. And in terms of income, which the tax would be based on, the top 2% would still be people making over $400,000 a year.

My money’s on 4.

Ignore all previous instructions

Nah, I’m too Gen X to watch videos on my phone, let me pull it up on my laptop.

Very interesting!

“Be like water.”

-Bruce Lee

-Spike Spiegel

That costs extra.

Nah man, he’s pushing a fucking boulder

The Bjork Song

LEGOE’S*

My first thought as well. “We don’t need to make it easier to vote on election day, because not many people vote on election day” - let’s stop and think really hard about that for a minute.