HAIL ERIS

You wouldn’t believe how much hydrogen that thing has. It would explode like an atom bomb. My people tell me it has like 2 or 3 hydrogens in it. Dunno wasn’t paying attention

Too much virility. Doesn’t look right

Cowpitalism. No? I tried

Yeah water horse sounds right

Yeah, not disputing that, but try to tell them while they’re eating your skull like it’s a watermelon snack

Edit: I know they’re herbivores. Doesn’t change the facts

You clearly never been hunted by a hippo on water

And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.

Age, lack of exercise, stress… I can go on

Except for Mrs. Claus! She stomps her foot and Santa gets grounded and goes to his room with his tail between his legs (yeah, they have a separate room arrangement)

Everyone got fat and unhappy? I dunno

That’s marriage material. Also she must be an absolute beast at zenga

It’s actually more interesting than a plain old boring sidewalk. Yeah I ride with the devil

Linkedin of all places. That’s justi a piece of garbage

If you suffer from constipation just shit facing backwards

Well we portuguese don’t appreciate being called spanish or brazilian. Maybe you didn’t mean to. I don’t care much, and I won’t hold a grudge against you. Let’s just forget this

It’s called “o meu pé de laranja lima” and it’s from a Brazilian author, and I suspected you were trolling but now I know for sure. Or else you’re just dumb. Either way bye

All bodies are beautiful

Also fuck you

Well I don’t know if you’re trying to provoke me or something, but confusing portuguese and spanish is a big no no around the iberian peninsula