Shambies in tankles

Here I am, as tuxedo Pooh:
Audiogalaxy and Soulseek

Shinzo Abe because of Fukushima and the Tohoku earthquake/tsunami event, I presume?

Yipeee!

MUH BEPIS!!!

Phew… for a long minute there, I thought paranoia was getting the best of me, glad to see it’s still the good ol’ capitalist secret police state who are actually looking at me through that crack in the wall.

The uncertainty wave function under that mask wouldn’t have collapsed into Patton Oswalt… until you meddling kids showed up.

Good ol’ fashioned analog protocol!

Omg, I’m dying over here…!
This is the greatest use of Soyjack I’ve ever seen.

If I could ever do an art gallery exhibit of memes, this one has to be on it. This ticks all the Pop Art boxes. Andy Warhol would have been deeply fascinated by the meme format.

Are you collapsing the wave function again?
I keep telling you that when you high af, you are one step closer towards becoming an observer, you see what I’m saying? If you weren’t high af you wouldn’t even be looking at it, or looking for it.

Stop collapsing the wave function, dammit! Some of us are trying to sleep over here!

five layers of tinfoil

That ought to give just enough protection from the liquid that turns frogs gay, at the very least.

The honest people were ran out of the organization or the country years ago - maybe through a window - until only parasites feeding off parasites remain.

General Kenobi!

Hey, you keep your dirty government hands off my Medicare, you hear?

The Infallibility Myth baffles me. What’s that all about?

It’s like they cranked up the marketing, cult-of-personality bullshit to see how high it could go… and it didn’t have a limit, they were able to brainwash a lot of people with the most preposterous stuff, and they couldn’t help themselves, they just HAD to make their head a demigod.

“Me perfect in paradise, you utter dogshit capitalist.”
What is this, a first grader having a schoolyard fight?

Then there’s Mao. Not quite a demigod, but not quite human either. His myth covering a much larger area and population, so they had to make the myth a little bit subtler. But not by much.

Some people are into Depp. For whatever inexplicable reason.

I feel like there’s a bunch of parallel narratives to be unwoven here, and I’m hearing many of them at the same time.
My compliments to the meme chef.

The astroturfing is obscene on several levels of ignorance and artificiality, fake as the sincerity on a Nestlé ad, only more ignorant. “We don’t and won’t listen to a single Latino among us”.

And still, I hear of Latinos gravitating towards this shit. It’s like they’ve normalized living under bigoted oppression in places like Texas or Arizona, and/or fall for the “family values” catholic bias.

Or they come at it from some other batshit insane angle, referring to the orange plague of 2016-20 - “Funcionó! It worked!” and refusing to elaborate further, as if the case was obvious in some way that’s utterly incomprehensible to me.

Hawk tuah indeed!

Let’s be briends.

EDIT: breands