At first I was like “alright, enough with the couchfucking bullshit. It’s not true and I don’t like lying”.
Then I read the smaller part at the bottom and you know what? Fair enough.

…of the people who… 👌 live there. 🫲🫱

Is this shopped or just an unfavorable screengrab?

He still doesn’t know what’s in the secret sauce though.

I also at first thought it’s not that bad, because it looks like the main part of the computer is “hovering”, because it stands on that round portion. But then I saw that the button is on the backside! Why? That way you have to reach around everything, making it impossible to fit the thing into some smaller space and still use it. If it was on the bottom but in the front you would still have your beloved button-less design but the button would still be pretty accessible.

Well, looks like many people are not “so over it”.
Also, should we really “get over” pushing back at racist shit?
Your argument is weak, you get an F. Go sit down and think about what you did.

Holy fuck he actually said the H-Word?

Who ever made that deserves a medal.

I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don’t know why they did it but I’m not complaining.

Is this not somehow illegal and could whoever created that fake story not be held accountable?

I have no idea where that came from but alright… Here’s your well deserved upvote.

I wanted to nitpick on the “other side of the world” part and tell you that NK actually shares a border with Russia. But you’re actually right, Russia is just that massive that its border with Ukraine might as well be on the other side of the earth.

lol I absolutely love it

This one seems especially unsolvable…

As much as I’m still skeptical about “AI taking all of our jobs” anytime soon, interactions like these still blow my mind…

What did I miss?

🥶🍑!
But no, that peach has been thoroughly thawed.

AFAIK it’s been a challenge some people did on… twitter I think?
Basically it’s “Tell me you’re XYZ without telling me you’re XYZ” and people responded with funny answers.
At some point that got turned around and people satrted to use that sencence structure to indicate that the thing they are commenting on would have been a great answer for that challenge.

Tell me you work in the US without telling me you work in the US.

I can recommend the “Behind the Bastards” (podcast) episode on Steve Jobs.
What a weird… weird man.