We got ours from this place

Not exactly.

As a side note. I’m not sure if the online sex shops where you live do it but here they do advent calendars, which contain a few filler gifts admittedly but the one my partner and I got cost around €200 and contained about €600 worth of sex toys and came with a free massage wand normally sold for €150. So if you just want a decent variety it’s a pretty good deal.

Were you laundering money or smuggling cocaine?

You must have found the panties of infinite gay. I’ve been looking for them for years, but all the chests I open just contain rope and sex toys.

Try being gay and see if it helps.

No one here regards that as problematic.

Not with that attitude you can’t!

Call it what it is. A fuck bus full of rabid lesbians 🤤. The right advertising goes a long way.

Cute that you think you’ll get elections.

Great! 11½ years of Vance 😥

I’ve recently taken the attitude of “im making insert pretentious food you can eat that or sandwiches”

Please have an escape plan for when they start actually doing this. Even if it’s living in the forest until everything blows over.

The devil on my kids shoulder killed the angel and then hung herself.

As a parent, I don’t hate the teachers. Other kids parents need to get their shit together though. The amount of homophobia and racism casually thrown around by the other kids is appalling.

Just send it back with a derogatory note telling them to take it again.

Not as much as they hate cooking for their own children. The greater the number of children, the more true this is.

I get that, but I don’t think ICE are as intelligent as the Gestapo. So it’s probably still better than going about your business as usual and waiting to be taken.

Or find someone who’s prepared to hide you Anne Frank style.

But also be careful because they’re going to start rounding up the trans community and sticking them in wellness camps soon. Genuinely you should all get out of the country soon. There are vastly more fascists than trans people.