Bi people: ENGAGING STRAIGHT MODE
stealth mode
Fifth columnists in the War Against Christmas
I can never use up all my gay.
why are you hoarding all the gay, are you some kind of gay dragon?
Yes
the mythical rainbow dragon
It me
please reconsider, you’ll end up the only gay person in the world,
imagine being the gayest creature in the universe, but only being able to hang out with straight people
Anyone near me becomes gaydiated by all the gaydiation emitted by my hoard. Effectively I can never be around a straight person again.
please check, you’re supposed to get a gaydar, not a gayray.
Holy shit someone call Alex Jones
This is clearly a high-power gaydar utilizing ionizing gaydiation.
There should be signage in the vicinity warning of hazards while in use.
Not with that attitude you can’t!
I have fast gay regen
You must have found the panties of infinite gay. I’ve been looking for them for years, but all the chests I open just contain rope and sex toys.
Hey free rope and sex toys are nothing to scoff at. That shit is expensive.
As a side note. I’m not sure if the online sex shops where you live do it but here they do advent calendars, which contain a few filler gifts admittedly but the one my partner and I got cost around €200 and contained about €600 worth of sex toys and came with a free massage wand normally sold for €150. So if you just want a decent variety it’s a pretty good deal.
Oooooooooooo in should check that out.
We got ours from this place
Unrelated, but
I say this literally once a day.
I’m not even gay and I still can’t sleep
Try being gay and see if it helps.
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