nifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 29 天前Choosing pink is chaotic evil?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square185fedilinkarrow-up1537arrow-down132
arrow-up1505arrow-down1imageChoosing pink is chaotic evil?lemmy.worldnifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 29 天前message-square185fedilink
minus-squareNewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up88·29 天前 Gold made me think of this forgotten greentext.
minus-squareEfreetSK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-229 天前What? Where I live pissing directly into watter is like the opposite. As my roommate once said: “Didn’t your father taught you how to piss or what?”
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·28 天前Real men piss the shitstains off the bowl without making a mess.
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·28 天前What about the ones below the water line?
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·28 天前Hold the tip closed until you build up enough pressure. Or just clean your damn toilet I guess.
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·27 天前Well, yea, but then we’re back to pissing in the water which we’ve been told is a no no.
minus-squareIceman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·28 天前You read the greentext. Your roommate probably just didn’t want to be horny anymore.
Gold made me think of this forgotten greentext.
What? Where I live pissing directly into watter is like the opposite. As my roommate once said: “Didn’t your father taught you how to piss or what?”
Real men piss the shitstains off the bowl without making a mess.
It’s our duty!
What about the ones below the water line?
Hold the tip closed until you build up enough pressure. Or just clean your damn toilet I guess.
Piss harder.
Well, yea, but then we’re back to pissing in the water which we’ve been told is a no no.
You read the greentext. Your roommate probably just didn’t want to be horny anymore.