I choose you Skunkacho !
P-U-kachu.
Assuming the skunk would act like a Pokémon and not fucking spray me, only my enemies, definitely that. They are really adorable and curious little creatures, just listen to this:
An opossum, a raccoon, and a skunk walk into a bar. The bartender yells “can someone take out the trash?”
Someone brings the trash out to the trio, and they feast.
Possum every time. Get fucked.
Go team opossum!
Trash panda gang or bust. Fuck stinky bois and cowardly death-fakers, the trash shall rise!
I’ll take the guy who looks like a bandit .
Are these the new Evee evolutions?
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Opossum 4 life
I choose prison boi
Opossum = Grass (grassland fighter)
Skunk = Fire (gas attack)
Raccoon = Water (washes food)
Fully evolved:
Opossum = Grass/Ghost (plays dead)
Skunk = Fire/Poison (self explanatory)
Raccoon = Water/Dark (steals stuff)
The raccoon’s actual attack is fucking rabies. What type of Pokemon apply diseases?
Poison
I don’t know about the other two but that opossum is definitely of the Bulbasaur kind
You’ve got your garbage type, your poison type, and your opossum type
Opossum: The Naked Tail Pokemon.
This Pokemon is a very unique kind, being the only of its egg group native to its wild area. While having an incredibly smooth brain, this species can remember if a food is toxic for up to two weeks after ingesting it.
Normal/Dark. Ability: Run Away. Hidden Ability: Immunity.
I’ll take the skunk; it’s the only one with a special ability.
I don’t think that’s true. Opossum has the “startled” perk and Racoon has thumbs that allow for lock picking and wielding.
Those are buffs and we all know if it doesn’t do damage, it’s useless. Not only is Stink Spray a damaging attack, it applies a DOT effect.
Plus skuntank is a fucking tank, which is great for PVP. It shouldn’t be, but it is.
Hope you like the smell of skunk or living in a gas mask, I have a vicious racoon that can steal :3
Imagining the raccoon stealing my gas mask… Ash could have won more tournaments if he targeted the opposing trainer instead of their Pokemon.
