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minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up49·1 个月前You know, now that you mention it…maybe that’s not such a bad idea, eh, Donny-boy? You keep yours, we’ll keep ours, and we’ll see who has the better economy after.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·1 个月前Liberal states will get invaded and treated as foreign territories
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down1·1 个月前Too bad we have most of the population, more guns, and more active duty service members. Red states don’t have shit.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down1·1 个月前They have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 个月前Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 个月前I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 个月前That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 个月前What was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 个月前I don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
minus-squareHakFoo@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 个月前Goung for the plausible deniability aspect. Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 个月前“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???” -massive explosion in background- *ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
minus-squareNollij@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 个月前As the saying goes, Steel wins battles, gold wins wars. That’s why I’d bet on California.
You know, now that you mention it…maybe that’s not such a bad idea, eh, Donny-boy? You keep yours, we’ll keep ours, and we’ll see who has the better economy after.
Liberal states will get invaded and treated as foreign territories
Too bad we have most of the population, more guns, and more active duty service members.
Red states don’t have shit.
They have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
I salute you, sir.
If the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal
Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
What was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
I don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
Sabotage on Texas?
Goung for the plausible deniability aspect.
Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
-massive explosion in background-
*ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
As the saying goes, Steel wins battles, gold wins wars. That’s why I’d bet on California.