Okay but seriously why does Alice immediately bring up a hypothetical person getting bitten when I’m in the room bleeding from my actual dog bite? Alice doesn’t give a shit about me.
Ok but human bites are actually very dangerous and at risk for infection. He should be very glad he did not get bit by a human child
Yeah! I’m with Bender on this! Kill all humans!
realizes I’M human
I said what I said!
If a great Dane is a dog, how imagine what a regular Dane must be like.
A mediocre comedian?
A smaller dog? Idk
A lesser dog
i was trying really hard to imagine why she was thinking of him being bitten by a small child … before catching on 🤣 Quite funny laughing at my own stupidity … and then reading his perfect reply 😋
Peter Schmeichel must be stopped
Her: My god- Are there bite marks on your walk?
Aww shucks, he thinks I’m great? blushes
Does she think he was bitten by a phenomenal person from Denmark? And that a small child would have a more ferocious bite than that?
Is this the modern “dumb blonde” joke, re-imagined?
Sure looks like it.
