• MagicShel@programming.dev
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    4 months ago

    Nothing would make me more likely to hang out with the bear. Which isn’t to say it would be likely even then, but the temptation…

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      4 months ago

      How about: “WARNING: Cheering up bears could result in a fine of no less than $5000 or a 1-year jail term.”

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        4 months ago

        That would probably do it, though I was enjoying having a silly argument about it to keep me out of other threads.

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            4 months ago

            Drives to the bear with beehive full of honey and anti-depressants.

            Confuses anti-depressants with ADHD meds.

            Accidentally recreates Cocaine Bear.

            Bear is happy though.