Anon forgot all information on 4chan is false, even the true stuff.
It’s like the “recharge your phone in the microwave” meme but for NEET losers who are either pathologically lazy or terrified of the possibility of seeing their reflection in the bathroom mirror.
Anon must not have opened the squirrel gate in the attic. I’ve had no issues.
Probably charged his iPhone in the microwave too.
Yeah idiot probably didn’t set it to popcorn like he was supposed to
I had to change my diet to purely swallowing peanuts with water. Then, I slowly reintroduced my typical diet of McDonald’s double cheese burgers, vodka, and energy drinks. Once I had a population of squirrels that could tolerate my pure excrement, things really took off. They started getting larger and mutating. I had to stop before they started raping all the dogs in the neighborhood. I spent nearly 2 months holed up in my attic with a pallet of MREs, 4 dozen handles of vodka, and 15,000 rounds of M855.
Wastewater treatment squirrels are expensive.
What in the actual fuck‽ Who even lies about this
have you seen 4chan? it’s a circlejerk of neckbeard self harm
it’s not a lie, it’s never a lie when it’s this bad
